find someone cooler than me. i dare you.

I love sunglasses. Were you aware of this? I own five pairs.

I have a big obnoxious white pair.

I have a pair that are the same style of the white pair, only they are a teal color with very little white lines.

I have a red pair. They are big and are similar to the ones in this drawing.

I have a bright, bright yellow pair. They're a pretty basic style of sunglasses, similar to those you may have seen in the past, except bright yellow instead of black.

I have a pair that were once George Washingtons. They are by far the coolest.

So yes. I love all five pairs and I wear them all a lot. You should be jealous of my five pairs of sunglasses. You should be jealous of me. If you find someone cooler than me, let me know so I can do my best to become cooler than them.