awkward!

I actually have a lot of stuff building up here...

2010-03-28T16:11:00.001-07:00

and i just need to remember to upload it. But slowly, so you can enjoy it more. I learned how to knit. my hands are killing me now.

this is a rendition of an older drawing. but this time i used my fancy new prismacolor pencils. you like it, right?

long time, no see, my friends

2010-03-16T16:41:00.000-07:00

apparently, scanners do not like pink and yellow highlighters.

senor bigote.

2009-07-22T15:06:00.001-07:00

His story is here.

super inspired.

2009-07-12T18:34:00.001-07:00

to clean! Jackie mentioned something about cleaning in her last post. And I took a look around...and my desk wasn't exactly the cleanest...

so i turned on some awesome music

and a little while later, my desk started to look a ton better!

it may not be super clean, but it's good enough for me!

everyone loves coloring books.

2009-07-09T23:20:00.000-07:00

Print it out and color me in!

My Hero.

2009-07-01T11:43:00.001-07:00

Who will save us from those damn weed-growing communist hippies?

Super Gardener of course!

spiders are scary.

2009-06-20T10:35:00.001-07:00

Eraser man

2009-06-20T07:31:00.000-07:00

This is my friend. I made him out of an eraser. I might squish him and turn him into a dinosaur.

Creepasaurus

2009-06-08T18:06:00.000-07:00

he wants you.

WHOA!

2009-05-31T07:16:00.001-07:00

Last day of the month, first post of the month. That's a little scary. I've been super busy with tryouts and such...I'll try to upload my super fat dinosaur (which is the only fat thing I'll every love) eating oreos later...but for now, enjoy my cupcakes I made a few weeks ago.

Don't they look delicious? and you can see my mommy making pizza in the background :).

i thought so.

2009-04-30T17:25:00.001-07:00

sophomore year was boring at times.

2009-04-12T09:41:00.000-07:00

I drew this last year when i was bored. I'm going to upload more of my Art II stuff from last year, but it won't fit in my scanner, so you'll just have to wait until i figure out how to get them on the computer...

everyone's favorite band director

2009-04-11T17:17:00.000-07:00

Strawberry Man

2009-03-30T12:43:00.001-07:00

He's a good friend of mine. please be kind.

UGHHHH

2009-03-29T12:33:00.001-07:00

It's march 29.

It's spring break.

It's not the right time of year for all of this snow.

coldest story ever told

2009-03-23T19:17:00.000-07:00

greatest. video. ever.

2009-03-07T11:53:00.000-08:00

you might need to turn up the volume...

i had a history test today.

2009-03-06T14:08:00.001-08:00

and of course there was time to kill.

danger, danger!

2009-03-04T15:22:00.000-08:00

mmmmm.

2009-02-26T16:19:00.000-08:00

'nuff said.

yum.

2009-02-22T08:32:00.001-08:00

you know you want some.

i realized I haven't uploaded anything in a while, so I whipped this scrumptious looking snack for you.

If this happens, I'll be the happiest

2009-02-15T17:11:00.001-08:00

I would tell you more, but I'm afraid some dream stealer will read it and say, "hey, that is a sweet idea!" and then they will use my idea and when I want to do it, it will already have been done and some might think it "un-original" and my dream will then be crushed.

so you'll just have to wait till I'm older and have the money and/or support to pull it off.

Street Scenes decorating.

2009-02-12T10:20:00.000-08:00

So here's the unicorn I put onto the walls of our school yesterday.

Many thanks to Jamie, Stacey, Lizzie, Elizabeth, and Austin for helping create him and thanks to Kevin for taking the picture of my dream.

religion class is this boring.

2009-02-11T15:45:00.001-08:00

So I've been too lazy to draw up some new pictures, but here is a compilation of my drawings from first semester religion. i didn't do so well in that class...

i found some stuff.

2009-02-08T17:56:00.001-08:00

This is the tornado dancer. Never speak his name in a voice louder than a whisper, or he might come a bring devestation to your town...maybe someone can save us from the tornado dancer...that's a picture to find another day.

And this flower, perhaps its not so awkward. But I drew it durring math, so I thought perhaps I would upload it.

And if you asked a four year old what I looked like, I guess that's what I look like.

my mom doesn't believe.

2009-02-08T07:45:00.001-08:00

the unicorn-like horn is all of the evidence we need.

A poem for you

2009-02-03T16:04:00.000-08:00

Fishy, Fishy, why do you lay,

On your back with your stomache up all day?

Fishy, Fishy, why don't you move?

When I turn on the music, why don't you groove?

Fishy, Fishy, why aren't you swimming?

Is it because you are not living?

Fishy, Fishy, I must say good bye,

As you travel through the plumbing up in the sky.

What is it?

2009-02-02T16:52:00.001-08:00

You tell me.

But I drew this with a black pen. I really do love black pens.

Hate is a strong word

2009-02-01T18:28:00.000-08:00

But I really, really, really don't like blue.

I'd listen to him...

2009-01-26T16:19:00.000-08:00

So we were walking back to class with two guys who were shoving each other around, and Bro Dom said "Stop Flirting!" And so I figured, Chuck Norris, being the religious man he is, would agree with Bro and help to enforce the man flirting laws in our halls.

Now in Color!

2009-01-26T15:06:00.001-08:00

Color just makes him look great.

find someone cooler than me. i dare you.

2009-01-25T19:01:00.000-08:00

I love sunglasses. Were you aware of this? I own five pairs.

I have a big obnoxious white pair.

I have a pair that are the same style of the white pair, only they are a teal color with very little white lines.

I have a red pair. They are big and are similar to the ones in this drawing.

I have a bright, bright yellow pair. They're a pretty basic style of sunglasses, similar to those you may have seen in the past, except bright yellow instead of black.

I have a pair that were once George Washingtons. They are by far the coolest.

So yes. I love all five pairs and I wear them all a lot. You should be jealous of my five pairs of sunglasses. You should be jealous of me. If you find someone cooler than me, let me know so I can do my best to become cooler than them.

new friends

2009-01-14T18:16:00.000-08:00

You can always find a friend where it is least expected.

Neither of the dashing fellows have names. Care to help me think of some?

yes, jesus loves me.

2009-01-12T18:11:00.000-08:00

Religious Proof:

Jesus is the son of God.

God made me in the reflection of Himself.

I love Ice Cream

Therefore, Jesus loves Ice Cream.

Sweet Cupcakes!

2009-01-12T15:25:00.000-08:00

So maybe this unicorn isn't all too awkward, but my scanner isn't working so I can't upload my daily awkward pictures just yet. Let me just start by saying that Unicorns are totally real. And I love them. They're beautiful.

Yea's he's real

2009-01-09T17:55:00.000-08:00

cupcakes are always delicious.

2009-01-08T17:45:00.000-08:00

Oh my! Hitler does enjoy eating delicious cupcakes from time to time, especialy if they have sprinkles.

But watch out, Hitler! You may get some stuck in that little mustache of yours!

we know all there is to know.

2009-01-08T17:39:00.000-08:00

Inside Joke. Don't ask

He doesn't have hair.

2009-01-06T17:32:00.000-08:00

Just so you don't think I'm totally wierd, I will tell you the story of how cancer kid came into this sad, sad world.

After my religion final, I was drawing a kid riding a unicorn. My intentions were to make that kid either me or one of my friends.

Unfortunatly, I got too lazy to draw hair. So I looked at my picture and said, "hey! it looks like one of those cancer kids in those commercials that just make you feel bad and sad inside!"

And so a few days later, I drew this lovely little drawing.

Don't worry, because he hangs out with unicorns, he won't die any time soon.